Limericks
There was a young fellow named hall
Who fell in the spring in the fall
It would have been a sad thing
If he'd died in the spring
But he didn't --- he died in the fall
There was an old fellow of Lyme
Who married three wives at one time
When asked, "Why the third?"
He explained, "one's absurd"
And bigamy, sir, is a crime
There was a young lady of Lynn
Who was so uncommonly thin
that when she essayed
To drink lemonade
She slipped through the straw and fell in
